Hola, hip, cool Fantasticats! It's time for a brand new episode of "Headlines, Headlocks, and Hijinks." We took last week off because I (Fantastico) got smacked in the face with one of the worst sinus infections imaginable, and because Turtleneck's Prince Charming (Taylor Swift) didn't come to his rescue and wake him with a kiss. (Sorry, Turtleneck). Anywho, we're back with an extra long episode to make up for it with this revitalized luchador (which means I'm probably much more annoying than usual), the sharp-witted and awake Jason Hilton, and the guy that punches up our jokes with his feelings on Speedball Mike Bailey, Kenny Romero. We had a ton of stuff happen over the past two weeks... Betrayals, several new champions, Mexico not rioting when they probably should have, banger matches, terrible matches, Sunday Night's Main Event being mostly a contractual obligation, and a lot more. Triplemania happened! We had tear jerker events from AEW. We've lost talent. We've celebrated talent. We've heightened awareness for super important cause! It's all here! On top of all of that, we talk about non-important unrelated s***! Thanks for your patience. Thanks for listening! Email us at HHandHPodcast@Proton.ME! Watch RecCenterTV.com! Check out Fantastico Disasterpiece Theatre and all of the other great content on TROMA NOW! Peace out, homies!