After three months of battling whatever plague decided to move in rent-free, Gringo Fantastico is finally feeling like himself again, joining Jason Hilton and Kenny Romero for another round of wrestling, ridiculous headlines, and conversations that probably shouldn't go where they do. This week, the guys tackle everything from questionable wrestling decisions and AEW's WrestleDream to the increasingly ridiculous world of oddly specific sports statistics and records nobody knew needed tracking. The guys call bullshit on the so-called "Jericho Vortex," giving Chris Jericho his well-deserved flowers for putting over younger talent and helping build the next generation of wrestling stars. Meanwhile, Andrade's pants prove they're truly All In, kicking out of Tommaso Ciampa's finisher and demonstrating that even an article of clothing knows you don't stay down after just one finishing move in AEW. ChatGPT gets an unexpected audition as WWE's newest creative writer, Crystal Lake threatens to give Gringo a different kind of headache, and concert tickets now require a second mortgage. Throw in bizarre headlines, questionable life choices, while the guys wonder whether five hours of nonstop wrestling action is too much of a good thing, and you've got another episode of Headlines, Headlocks, and Hijinks—where the tangents are free, even if everything else costs $11,537.